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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The upper head looks so done with this shit. That was not a naturally born centaur with a face-ass. That's the horrible result of magic gone wrong.

How long has he been forced to play? How long must this go on? Why did the droopy one have to come to this show? They broke up, it just wasn't working, why does she still show up every time?

[โ€“] Godnroc 3 points 3 days ago

"I'd do anything to become the best musician in the kingdom!" "Would you become a centaur but your ass is another face?" "What the fuck? No!" "You said anything; your wish is granted!"