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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by MolecularCactus1324 to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (19 children)

On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

Didn't think you were serious.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.