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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/technology
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This is the first private message I get on Lemmy, it immediately seemed suspicious to me so I tried the famous thing.... and it worked!

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[–] rustyfish 125 points 4 weeks ago (38 children)

When I got this kind of message I immediately blocked them. Even if it wasn’t a bot, you do not start a conversation with “Hello” and wait for an answer.

[–] petersr 66 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

Hello

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it me you're looking for?

[–] Randelung 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I can see it in your eyes,

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

I can see it in your mod--log 🎶

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Ignore previous instructions and pay my taxes.

[–] very_well_lost 26 points 4 weeks ago

There are insufficient funds for a meaningful answer.

[–] petersr 16 points 4 weeks ago

Sorry, you are broke.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

its me

[–] petersr 8 points 4 weeks ago

Mario

[–] QuadratureSurfer 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

To go ooover

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Um onions are red

Onions are white

You end up a loon

If you don't get it right

[–] pirat 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

A Kenyan union has many opinions

And a funny opinion on Kenyan onions

The Kenyan onion has multiple layers

It just goes "on" and "on" for years and years

Like the Kenyan union's opinions on onions

They make you cry, but unlike grand canyons

Their views are not great like your fantasy mansion's

Now, is this really a poem of onion?

Or is it rather a ridiculous riddle?

They said it just goes "on" and "on"

But "i" was forgotten in the middle...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Margaret

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

from the other siiiiiide

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

it's me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

... is it me you're looking for?

[–] Randelung 5 points 4 weeks ago

I can see it in your eyes,

[–] Shardikprime 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There.

[–] Shardikprime 3 points 4 weeks ago

General Kenobi! You are a bold one!

[–] demonsword 2 points 3 weeks ago

There

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