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[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb 90 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Convince yourself you're "totally straight" while sucking another guy's cock with this one weird trick

[–] SuperSoftAbby 6 points 1 year ago

Let me tell you about my straight exhusband and his totally not gay guy friend that he would give and get BJs from. It was 100% platonic.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Why does the gay bar have so many hot girls with rock hard abs and well manicured beards

[–] Canadian_dalek 31 points 1 year ago

New HRT just dropped

[–] ColonelSanders 9 points 1 year ago

Same, though I'm pansexual so you can leave off those last three words

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL that sucking dick is a woman

[–] Nice_Melt_Pleb 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Women can have dicks to be sucked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh I just meant that sucking dick makes my dick hard and, therefore, is a woman. QED (queer erotic demonstrandum)