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Well so far I've gotten none removed, but someone did threaten me privately that they notified the FBI about a post, I have no idea what. Cool.
Damn, you got (fbi) followers now? I'm jealous
well it IS called the fediverse
you don't have your own fbi guy? must suck to browse the Internet alone
Mine always knows what I’m getting him for Christmas :(
Pretty sure I'm getting a watch from them this Christmas! They put me on the list for one and everything.
I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I'm on the list for sure
Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they'll come around and investigate you and then you've made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.
Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.
I already have a relationship with the FBI because I give them information on Nazis. We get along well. They won't care.
Hey .world mod that reports this shit to the FBI. Go ahead and pound sand. Report me for this comment, i need more friends.
I'm sure the FBI really appreciated that hot tip.
I am a super big threat to the security of CEOs.
That just means your cool
I already talk to the FBI and give them inside information about Nazis.
Do tell
I have a fake white supremacist Facebook alt and i have befriended thousands of white supremacists, and I send the FBI all the information about what they do that I see.
Keep up the good work! o7
I have to ask, how hard is it to be in that world? I'd have a hard time staying positive seeing the absolute gutter trash of humanity like that.
I think part of me is a bit pleased with myself that I've managed to fool them so thoroughly that it seems sort of funny as well while I do it, but it is also hard. They're all very insecure, they have zero hobbies or interests, like not even sports or TV, and they all just seem to have no emotional connection to anyone really. For some reason their pets are ALWAYS dying, like at least once or twice a week one of their pets die, and it's because they don't take care of them. They mostly all have shitty jobs, although one is a physician assistant and one is an editor at Pluto TV, but the rest are pretty marginal. That makes them wildly pathetic in my eyes, and that overshadows their hate. I think of them as lead babies, they're just so emotionally blunted.
I know you, generally like your posts. I love your sovshit stuff. It's awesome to learn you're helping to keep white nationalists contained.
Even though we're talking about literal racist fascists here, please don't shame people for their shitty jobs. Saying that two are this and that and the rest are "pretty marginal" and "wildly pathetic" just after that seems like elitism from our side.
As I'm sure you know, most of these people have had a shit education, shit parent or parents, shit life. So they try to find something that makes them good, better, or special. All they have left is that they're "white" so they make that their identity. It gives them credibility and acknowledgement among other idiots and helps patch their self worth hole.
But you know that. Please don't job shame. Love your work.
Sorry I don't mean to be an asshole. I'm just trying to say it's not like they're some glorious high achieving species that are actually better than anyone else, which they seem to think they are. They have the same shit lives as anyone else. I've only seen two who have jobs that would require any higher education, so it's not like this is some elite higher dimension of racial superiority as they would have you believe. No job shaming, we all do what we have to do and are dealt the cards we get. It's just quite amazing how important and special they think they are because they're white. Thanks.
In another thread someone said the fbi could seize their hardware as part of an investigation as it would contain evidence. Here’s what I’m wondering though, why wouldn’t the fbi just set up their own Lemmy instance. They’ll have access to all the same info. Except for PMs I suppose.
What makes you think they haven't?
That's what Lemmy.ml is
Now im wondering which is more likely a honey pot, ml or hexbear?
I’m thinking it’s .world, which is why it’s my main instance. Now .world has all of my info, I can rat out the rest of you scoundrels and neerdowells while maintaining plausible deniability.
Considering .ml was the first Lemmy instance, for it to be a honeypot the entire Lemmy network would have to be, it's just a bunch of tankies
It doesn't need to be a big instance. It just needs to link with them. In fact it's better if it never shows up in posts or comments at all. Just send those tendrils out to every instance they know of and let their data tools filter through it all.
Maybe they already have
They like to focus effort and money on anything but the real people causing harm. School shootings are a near daily occurrence in the US…
Trump still isn’t in prison and his degenerate crew already embraced declaring themselves domestic terrorists, as their banner stated, and he’s now going to be president….
So if any fbi are, maybe think about that; what you are serving and what they really think about you
Crosspost and federate, they cant censor us across the Fediverse.
The F in Fediverse stands for #Freedom!
What about ediverse?
Edi stands for Edison and verse stand for Universe
A Universe of Lightbulbs 💡🌌
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