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Me when I push a button and receive my cocaine injection

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some real "do as I say" vibes though.

I might give my left testicle to shoot cocaine and whiskey with Johnny motherfucking Cash tho

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i read this as you want to shoot cocaine & whiskey in your left testicle & fuck johnny cash. i think it’s time for a coffee break :/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I would never top JC. Unless...