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Hornets apologize after pretending to give child PS5 and taking it away off camera - Yahoo Sports (sports.yahoo.com)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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The skit that "missed the mark" occurred in a break in play during the second quarter of Charlotte's game against the Philadelphia 76ers on Monday. The child was brought onto the court with Hugo, the Hornets' mascot, dressed as Santa Claus. After a letter to Santa requesting a PS5 was read out loud, a cheerleader came out with a bag containing the video game console.

The young fan was visibly overjoyed as he received the pricy gift. However, according to an online acquaintance, he was less happy when the cameras turned off and a Hornets staffer took it away, replacing it with a jersey.

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[–] rottingleaf 125 points 1 day ago (7 children)

LOL. Cheap bastards. I mean, PS5 is an expensive gift, but not for such an occasion, no?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 16 hours ago

If a PS5 is too expensive to give away, then don't pretend to give one away.

I feel like I shouldn't have to say this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

Not expensive for a literal NBA team.

[–] DandomRude 81 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Compared to the marketing expenses of even very small companies, a PS5 is so ridiculously cheap that these costs are not even worth mentioning.

[–] rottingleaf 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I meant expensive for a kid. Of course, yes.

[–] DandomRude 24 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Sure. But the Hornets aren't interested in the child, they're only interested in marketing. The only way I can explain this is that either some employee wanted the PS5 and just took it from the kid or the Hornets' marketing department thinks that even bad publicity is free publicity. Maybe they intentionally planned for the predictable media coverage on this matter because it also brings attention. If the Hornets wanted to buy this kind of exposure, that paltry $500 wouldn't even begin to cover it.

[–] Maggoty 103 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The team has revenue in the millions. They'd never have noticed the money. This should be in the dictionary under Penny Wise, Pound Foolish.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 4 points 9 hours ago

That’s coincidentally the name of my last porno.

[–] rottingleaf 24 points 23 hours ago

Kinda reminiscent of various Russian official events involving children.

[–] ABCDE 9 points 19 hours ago

Why? It's a few hundred dollars, not a car or something.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It could have literally been a tax write off

[–] rottingleaf 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It could have been a glitch in tax calculator tbh. Not my point. And I agree with you. "LOL. Cheap bastards" was my point.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

yeah, anything under 1000 was a rounding error.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Budget lint