this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
360 points (98.9% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

27135 readers
3890 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...

2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...

3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...

4. No Porn/ExplicitContent

-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...

5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts

-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...

6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.

Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)

Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
STRIKINGdebate2
LillianVS
WiildFiire
Decoy321
Thekingoflorda
YoBuckStopsHere
[email protected]
FlyingSquid
The_Picard_Maneuver
360
Bidenblast (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
22 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] ZILtoid1991 44 points 1 day ago (4 children) 
> 2025
> Trump's inaurguation day
> Liberals are crying
> Biden and Kamala just lets him become the president
> Obama nowhere to be found
> He suddenly appears flying
> "I hereby deny the inauguration of Donald J Trump"
> Secret services tries to stop him
> He screams "Obama beam" and evaporates them with a laser beam from his mouth
> "Can we stop fascism? Yes we can!"
> He then Obama beams Trump, JD Vance, and most of the architects of Project 2025
> Biden's eyes glow red, screams the F-slur at Obama, and starts to fly
> The two are fighting each other in the air, massive projectiles are damaging the capitol hill
> Biden screams "When they go low, we go high! Just give them a chance and work with them."
> Obama screams "This got us nothing but suffering, pain, and the rise of fascism! I shouldn't only put my own justice there, but greatly expanded the Supreme court!"
> They get progressively slower, and fight on the ground
> They barely can hit each other now
> Bernie Sanders and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez jump out with hammers and sickles
> They kill both of them with those
> Bernie Sanders and AoC then takes power
> They create the United Socialist States of America on the ruins of the USA
> The USSA army then proceeds to publicly execute those who banned abortion for killing women
[–] bruhduh 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

what's up with that nose?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

c/Greentext but Better

[–] ZILtoid1991 8 points 1 day ago

it's greentext that wasn't written for 4chan.

[–] ValorieAF 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But when do we get to see Obama's bankai?

[–] ZILtoid1991 2 points 1 day ago

It's already too long for a greentext story.