this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
588 points (99.2% liked)

And Finally...

1115 readers
156 users here now

A place for odd or quirky world news stories.

Elsewhere in the Fediverse:

Rules:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] AstridWipenaugh 142 points 6 days ago (22 children)

Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?

[–] Zombiepirate 45 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

[–] Cypher 15 points 6 days ago

Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's why we will always need human artists

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

You rang?

A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

Edit: ... I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

thank you, i try.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The instance doesn't allow NSFW content, so I don't think you get the option.

Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I'm allowing it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I hadn't even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

load more comments (18 replies)