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News Media Struggling To Report Why Gunman Targeted Wealthy CEO Instead of Lashing Out at Immigrants or Women (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] 4lan 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do Trump next!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you really want JD Vance as president?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do JD Vance next!

[–] HowManyNimons 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you really want Mike Johnson as president?

[–] pyre 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

hack his computer to download some porn so his son can stone him or whatever per their agreement. I assume it's stoning based on the general vibe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who's he

[–] HowManyNimons 2 points 1 week ago

Speaker of the house of representatives. He's president if Trump and Vance die.

[–] Lennny 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The third target.

Jk FBI, I kid. He's a piece of shit hippocrite that doesn't want to release stuff on Gaetz because party over country. And he's probably compromised, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

There have been several attempts, but none of them professional. My guess is that he's too white.