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News Media Struggling To Report Why Gunman Targeted Wealthy CEO Instead of Lashing Out at Immigrants or Women (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] pyre 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

hack his computer to download some porn so his son can stone him or whatever per their agreement. I assume it's stoning based on the general vibe