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News Media Struggling To Report Why Gunman Targeted Wealthy CEO Instead of Lashing Out at Immigrants or Women (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who's he

[–] HowManyNimons 2 points 1 month ago

Speaker of the house of representatives. He's president if Trump and Vance die.

[–] Lennny 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The third target.

Jk FBI, I kid. He's a piece of shit hippocrite that doesn't want to release stuff on Gaetz because party over country. And he's probably compromised, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯