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[โ€“] SpaceNoodle 7 points 2 days ago (12 children)

$1MM to 1980, invested into Apple.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Plot Twist: You get arrested for using counterfeit money, the date on the money is probably invalid in 1980.

Plot Twist 2: The CIA takes you to a black site and tortures you because they now believe you are a communist spy sent by the USSR in the future to destoy America, this incident causes the US to start funding research into time travel technology.

Plot Twist 3: The USSR now find out about the US trying to invent a time machine and now they are trying to do so too.

Result: ๐Ÿš€โ˜ข๏ธ๐ŸŒŽโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ

[โ€“] SpaceNoodle 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why are you assuming I'd be dumb enough to use post-1980 currency?

[โ€“] Speculater 6 points 2 days ago

Where the fuck do you plan to get $1M of pre-1980 money? Just bring 20 bitcoins.

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