alt text: screenshot of bluesky post by the CNN. post content reads "BREAKING: Satirical news site The Onion has won the auction to acquire conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' Infowars" with embedded CNN article link reading "The Onion wins bidding for InfoWars assets | CNN Business - Satirical news site The Onion won the auction to acquire conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' InfoWars".
Tee-hee.