Why not offer him a Caesar Salad? Prepare the thing in front of him and tell him it's named after him, then start making by stabbing the salad multiple times.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact: it isn't named after him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I only learned that recently and it has broken me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now imagine how it feels to be Caesar Cardini. You make a world-famous salad and nobody recognizes your genius, attributing it to a man so dead, his lineage is lost.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

We've all got a little Caesar in us, that's where your slut gene comes from.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

i learned that through vargskelethor joey. fuck my stupid baka life