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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Guaranteed to sort the list in nearly instantaneous time and with absolutely no downsides that are capable of objecting.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You still have to check that it's sorted, which is O(n).

We'll also assume that destroying the universe takes constant time.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In the universe where the list is sorted, it doesn't actually matter how long the destruction takes!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It actually takes a few trillion years but its fine because we just stop considering the "failed" universes because they will be gone soon™ anyway.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Eh, trillion is a constant

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

amortized O(0)

[–] Benjaben 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We'll also assume that destroying the universe takes constant time.

Well yeah just delete the pointer to it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

universe.take()

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Except you missed a bug in the "check if it's sorted" code and it ends up destroying every universe.

[–] db2 7 points 1 week ago

There's a bug in it now, that's why we're still here.