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[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

And she seethed at the idea that anyone would question the citizenship of a former federal employee with the “whitest name you could have.”

Couldn't have happened to a better racist.

She should count herself lucky that they can't deport her.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's ok for this to happen to other people but not me! I'm special!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

Literally the foundation of conservative "political ideology".

[–] ThePantser 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Whitest name? Mary? Like the middle eastern woman who supposedly gave birth to Jesus?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

100% guaranteed she believes in a white Jesus and would go into apoplectic conservative rage if you pointed out good 'ol Jebus was brown

[–] WoodScientist 13 points 2 weeks ago

Not to be confused with the most common name. World wide, the single most common first name is Mohammad. The single most common last name is Wong. Therefore, the most common name globally must be Mohammad Wong.

It's simple statistics!

[–] EleventhHour 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The whitest name I can think of off the top of my head is Winthrop Merriweather. And I’d put money on that person being from the UK, not an American.

[–] elbarto777 10 points 2 weeks ago

Pffft. I can think of whiter names.

Femke Lænstrom. Jon Øscheid. Becky McBeckface.

(Don't take me too seriously.)

[–] Olcoot 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Theprogressivist 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] EleventhHour 2 points 2 weeks ago

Alastair Chadwick Cunningham-Smyth IV

[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 2 weeks ago

Kåre Häkkinen O'Leary

That's Danish/Norwegian, Finnish, and Irish combined.

That's a person so white they'd need to put on sun block to go outside when there's a full moon

[–] P1nkman 4 points 2 weeks ago

Benedict Cumberbatch.

[–] QuincyPeck 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yet. That’s why Trump was talking about the Alien Sedition Act. Once invoked, anyone can be deported with no due process at all.

[–] orclev 16 points 2 weeks ago

But the leopards weren't supposed to eat my face!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

She would be saved because no other country would take her. Unless Russia decides to claim her.

[–] elbarto777 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think you meant to say that she should count herself lucky that they won't deport her. Because if the system flagged her as a non-citizen, then the system deems her deportable.

But yes, yes, I know what you mean. In the end she's American, so she's "undeportable."

But it would be hilarious if that happened. And then watch her sue her very own people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I also mean that they couldn't deport her even if they wanted. I don't know any country that would accept receiving a deported person if that person is not one of their citizens unless they get paid for it (like UK was going to pay Uganda).

[–] elbarto777 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh that makes sense.

[–] idiomaddict 3 points 2 weeks ago

I am an American citizen living in Germany and I have a name that sounds so German that people regularly joke about it (though tbf, my maiden name does not).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Five bucks says she was only a contractor or she’d still be taking advantage of the fact that federal employees are notoriously difficult to get rid of - even (especially) if they’re shit at their job.