this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2024
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[–] foggy 136 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[–] Wizard_Pope 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Maybe he broke his arms.

Broken arms meme, we meet again!

Motherfucker!

[–] Iron_Lynx 5 points 1 month ago

That's one way to describe the guy, indeed.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[–] Alexstarfire 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.

[–] Hackerman_uwu 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The rework is titled: β€˜Enter sockman’.

[–] spicytuna62 3 points 1 month ago

At least it was a sock and not a coconut.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My first thought was Last Resort.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!

[–] foggy 1 points 1 month ago

Cut my sight into pieces

I can see you past the door...

Masturbation,

No squeezin,

Don't give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)