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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows that there is know known defence against The_Picard_Manoeuvre

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well then slap her into warp 10 and eject all the cargo to save weight.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Sorry to fuck a joke up by being a nerd, but I don't think weight (mass) matters much in a ship that could travel warp 10. The ship wouldn't have enough momentum to matter all that much.

All you did was give your cargo to someone else, I think. I mean, I'll take it if you think it would help.

[–] rob_t_firefly 7 points 2 months ago

Something something turn into salamanders with the captain and shag.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

but I don’t think weight (mass) matters much in a ship that could travel warp 10.

I'm sure the ship floating through space also plays a factor

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not much. It's the space around the ship that moves, not the ship itself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh shit. Suck on that, nerd!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

May I ask about your profile branding?