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What's your personal little conspiracy theory? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/asklemmy

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I'll go first: r/kitty. One of the hundred grillion cat subs back on Reddit, the culture in this one was you posted a cat picture, and the only word allowed in the title or in any comments or replies was "Kitty."

Someone is using that subreddit for covert communications, I just know it. Either on the level of "if u/PM_me_your_nostrils posts an orange cat, we attack at dawn!" or there's some steganography going on with the pictures, but that subreddit was too stupid to be as active as it was.

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[–] EnderMB 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Rule under Mufasa was essentially an oligarchy, with oppression everywhere. Unlike the other RACIST lions, Scar would spend time with the hyaenas, providing them food and protection. He skipped the crowning of a new pampered little shit, and after getting shit from his king brother he had had enough - he ended the bloodline.

His first act was to remove oppression, giving equality for all. Then a huge natural disaster happened, absolutely no fault of Scar's, and life was harsh.

Then, Simba the little prick just fucks off, lives the dream in luxury like the pampered little asshole he is, and then decides "fuck it, this is too nice, let's bring back the racism". He comes back, plants doubt through a hate campaign and the hyaenas kill Scar. The drought ends, Simba brings back oppression, and has another little cunt kid.

Scar was a hero. He undid years of ruthless oppression against other species, and got shit for it because the land was left in a poor state and couldn't handle a downturn in weather.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

This is spot on. Fuck Mufasa fuck Simba LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION