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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If that happened to me, and I got rid of it, I'd ask if the infection could be named after me.

I want it to be remembered that I won.

[–] NegativeInf 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nah. They would name it Spspspspspiosis.

[–] Brickhead92 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That sounds more like the name of the treatment than of the bacteria itself.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Meowmonella

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Really? You want an annoying disease to be named after you? Like "fuck me i got the stoy today"

[–] xantoxis 9 points 2 months ago

I would want them to let me choose the name.

[–] Etterra 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd want to have them to name it after me. "Dave Fever" has a ring to it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You've already got a syndrome, don't be greedy

[–] teamevil 3 points 2 months ago

The Dave Plague sounds pretty amazing

[–] MutilationWave 2 points 2 months ago

What's Dave syndrome?