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[–] ohwhatfollyisman 141 points 3 months ago (5 children)

i'm not a woman but something tells me that they wouldn't want to be with a person who even remotely considers the idea of owning a robotic sex-slave.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Am a woman - can confirm. It’s such a self own it’s laughable. They didn’t want a partner in the true sense to begin with.

[–] ChexMax 89 points 3 months ago (6 children)

... Can it do domestic labor or just sex? I am a woman and frankly I'd be interested in a robot wife.. I've got my husband for sex but we're tired of cooking dinner and cleaning the house. We'd both like a wife.

[–] pelya 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nab a crate loading robot from an Amazon warehouse, it can lift more and will have much less pricey maintenance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

and your husband won't be tempted to fuck it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

And that's where you'd be wrong!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I'm so down.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are robot cat boxes tbf

[–] TheBat 11 points 3 months ago

Those can be lethal for your cats.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

that's called polyamory, and is especially relevant in this economy

[–] TheBat 14 points 3 months ago

Monogamy? In this economy?

[–] neomachino 7 points 3 months ago

I would love even a dumbed down wonderbot from that movie robots. Even something just to load the dishwasher would be amazing.

But we have to prioritize here, if it can't fuck there's no point, throw it in the trash.

I feel like I need this /s although I wish it was obvious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I've seen this in Detroit: Become Human.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Sign me up for a house-bot. I'm so tired by the time I get home from work that I'd love a robot to do all the chores for me.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Most of those men were never that desirable on a personality level anyway.

They think of women in transactional terms, where they only do what's necessary to get laid.

I think, especially the incel types almost live in an RPG. Women are just NPCs, you do some quests for them, fetch her father's sword from the orc cave, hit the right speech options and if you gathered enough reputation, you get the ethereal pussy of power that gives +5 on mana.

Switching directly to robots does make sense in that world.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the thing i just cannot wrap my head around with these people is what the hell they're after, they claim they don't like women and yet they're clearly thirsting after them.

best i can guess is that they're just profoundly mentally unhealthy and unable to realize that if they want a partner they should just.. be desirable, which easy to get started with by learning how to cook and being nice to people.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They see women as accessories, like a tie or jacket, and fundamentally less valuable than themselves.

I think this is partly driven by a mixture of misogyny and low self-esteem. A woman on equal footing might threaten their very fragile self worth.

So being a normal person would mean partial submission to a woman (because that's just part of being in a relationship, you're not always on top), but at the same time they feel the societal need for a woman, because only having sex makes them true men.

And it's also the typical self-victimization of fascist Ideologies. Nazis are victims of the Jews, current fascists are victims of immigrants or Muslims, incels are victims of Chad Thundercock.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think this is partly driven by a mixture of misogyny and low self-esteem

It's also driven by isolation. There's a reason there are so many incels out in the sticks. These guys have never been popular, so they locked themselves away, in a place where you already have to work to meet people. They basically never socially mature, and get all their human interaction on 4chan

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I mean, they would most likely also make a male version.

And then we can all join in on the fun with both. Might even be able to do the more advanced Kama Sutra stances that are normally reserved for orgies.

You can bet it will be someones kink.

[–] mayo 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This makes me think of those whole torso dildos.

If anyone reads this and owns one, please explain.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're just kink-shaming sex toys now.

[–] mayo 2 points 3 months ago

I think I'm poking fun of torso dildos. I usually have a tenga in my drawer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Robot wives are pretty much exactly what the whole torso dildo is. Only, someone who has the whole torso dildo isn’t taking it out to dinner and dancing and showing it off like it’s trophy.

[–] mayo 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's beyond comprehension. No sane person is taking their dildo out for dinner or to a friends house to watch a movie. They'd have to be android quality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Or at least USB C.

[–] Zexks 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They have dolls for that. And people have been. There’s documentaries and videos all about it already.

[–] mayo 1 points 3 months ago

I should watch one of those. I know they exist but I don't see those people being in a good space mentally. I'm being a bit loose with the definition of sane, ie no sane person would do that. There's at least one feature film covering this topic too.

[–] Fosheze 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whole torso dildo? Like the super long ones?

[–] mayo 1 points 3 months ago

No no it's like a human body without any limbs.

I guess now that I think about it the limbs would be flaily and weird. I don't think there is a head either, just the torso.

If you're not familiar with this there are dildo conventions that showcase all the latest and greatest.