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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How the fuck they get anything done then?

[–] themeatbridge 41 points 2 months ago (8 children)

How much time do you spend grabbing your own butt?

[–] Apepollo11 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] themeatbridge 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How about "as a percentage of your waking hours"?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

I think you dropped an ‘n’.

[–] ThePantser 13 points 2 months ago

Percentage of my wanking hours? Uhh maybe half a wank.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe 5 points 2 months ago

Me too! I hope you don’t mind…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I don't like guy butts.

I feel like I stop playing with boobs when I get told "okay that's enough".

But it there was two of me playing with boobs it would go on a lot longer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

How much time do you have to find out?

[–] njm1314 5 points 2 months ago

Hour maybe two a day who knows.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

About forty minutes a day, minimum.

[–] meco03211 4 points 2 months ago

Those are rookie numbers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I had to think about this and I just realized I'm not a self butt grabber. I do fondle my mud flaps periodically. But I also squeeze my wife's badonkadonk and her over the shoulder boulders.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Feels a lot better when my partner grabs them tbh

[–] acetanilide 2 points 2 months ago

Don't worry - I never get anything done. 🥸

[–] Repelle 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Pronouns check out