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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So he is the lock picking lawyer but I've only seen him lockpick. Where are the videos of him providing legal counsel?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Your honor, my client could not have possibly broken into this place in 15 seconds. This lock takes me around 38 seconds to pick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I have only seen him talk about his job once, on is his defcon talk. He does some boring stuff, corporate governance iirc.