I'm such a man that I've had sex that my penis resembles an angel hair pasta noodle made of veiny leather. I'm such a sex laden stud that I can fuck any crevice now. I've reached peaked masculinity by being able to top any nook or cranny. Behold and be shamed.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 5 months ago

The couch beckons, Vance

[–] MrMcGasion 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'll be impressed when you that down to a subatomic size so you can fuck a solid block of steel because your penis fits in the space between the atoms.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

Tunnnnghsten baby

[–] SkunkWorkz 18 points 5 months ago

Mine can split atoms. Very explosive climax.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wanna see my downstairs mixup?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] hate2bme 5 points 5 months ago

I started with a little peen and was still able to pleasure women.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I use mine to scrape crumbs out of my keyboard.