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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers.

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[–] moshtradamus666 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I always thought this happened to male pigs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps not but their penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Same with ducks. Also ducks can "detach" their penis and it regrows larger than before.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

That's not fair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How'd you like to be the first duck to figure that out?

Had to be a hell of a day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

For everyone involved, really.