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Starbucks' new CEO will supercommute 1,000 miles from California to Seattle office instead of relocating (www.cnbc.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/aboringdystopia

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Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks' head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

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[–] [email protected] 341 points 1 month ago (9 children)

How do you boycott a company you already weren't buying anything from?

[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Go there every day and ask for a water. It's free, but you're costing them a tiny amount each time.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better

[–] SpaceNoodle 94 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well you gotta use up all their water first

[–] errer 11 points 4 weeks ago

[–] surewhynotlem 23 points 1 month ago

Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am.. Captain Protest!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Your plan is certainly quicker, which is an upside.

[–] jaybone 8 points 4 weeks ago

Insurance will cover it, so you’re just hurting everyone else who has to pay for insurance.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Also grab something on the way out and don't pay for it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Use the bathroom and flush four times!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

Bricks

[–] wabafee 14 points 4 weeks ago

Cockroaches + Starbucks product + video

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Shoplift?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Bricks are cheap

[–] Dadifer 7 points 1 month ago

You mean pickett?

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does 7 points 1 month ago

Take their coffee grounds for compost?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 4 weeks ago

Buy stuff and then return it, over and over? I couldn't do this with Starbucks because I wouldn't want to even smell it.