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You better not use lube
Use a fist full of sand and wear it down to a personal fit through friction.
you better only use industrial lube that gives you cancer, and does terrible things to your tissues because it's meant for those massive german coal mining rigs. FTFY
This is something that makes me want to go on a Google deep dive but I think I'll hold off on second thought.
fuck your second thought; live on the edge. stare into the abyss.
I don't think that's gonna be enough