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[–] [email protected] 104 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Can't imagine not showering almost every day. I can't get my shit together in the morning until I've had a shower.

[–] MrJameGumb 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I feel gross all day if I don't take a shower in the morning, even when the weather is cold out

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I shower twice a year whether I need to or not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Name checks out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Do you use the gallons of piss collected and fermented from the local neckbeards during those 6 month breaks?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It's just conditioning. I shower daily but only in the evening and to me lying in bed not showered feels gross.

[–] AEsheron 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Fairly common in lots of places to shower every other day. So ling as you aren't doing manual labor or working out and making yourself gross, showering every day can actually be detrimental for stripping away too many oils, especially for your hair, but can also cause dry skin. I'm with OP on this one, gotta shower every day in summer, but in cooler months I'm an every other day guy.

[–] humorlessrepost 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like to always be prepared for an unexpected blowjob.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

As a married man, I am unburdened with such thoughts.

[–] FoxyGrandpa 20 points 4 months ago

I'm an every other day showerer. I get sweaty and gross during the day not overnight. If I do it everyday my skin dries out real bad

[–] SendMePhotos 4 points 4 months ago

#TeamNightShower