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[–] MrJameGumb 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I feel gross all day if I don't take a shower in the morning, even when the weather is cold out

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I shower twice a year whether I need to or not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Name checks out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Do you use the gallons of piss collected and fermented from the local neckbeards during those 6 month breaks?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It's just conditioning. I shower daily but only in the evening and to me lying in bed not showered feels gross.