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Clever Comebacks

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Not really clever. And as this is posted in a .UK, I’d like to remind you all that the UK isn’t doing too well, and they’re the laughing stock of the EU.

Enjoy Brexit!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As as EU citizen I have zero interest in moving to the UK.

But I would still much much rather live in the UK than the US.
That country is straight up fucked on a fundemental level.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Well, it’s because of the fundies. ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bit mean considering you are our guest. You may as well just throw in a jab at our teeth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Modern medical advancements take time to come to former world powers. You’ll get there some day!! ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Ouch! 4th degree burns.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Isn't doing too well because of 14 years of Tories. Who have just been removed from power and replaced by what looks like, so far, quite a competent Labour government. Devolution of more powers is being looked at, and both left and right wing parties are talking about proportional representation. We'll see what happens, but I'm optimistic about our future.

America, on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Say it. America is about to become The Handmaids Tale. I know.

How do you feel about skilled worker immigration? 😇

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

They're the last of the Murdoch Three, c'mon dudes, hat trick the right wing annihilation.

[–] ThePyroPython 2 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, Brexit is a self-fixing problem.

Mostly old and poorly educated vote for Brexit -> UK leaves EU -> skilled EU citizens with no personal commitments to UK (family, spouse, wanting to not return to previous country anyway) will leave including doctors, nurses, and elderly care staff -> NHS struggles -> care homes struggle -> old people die off faster -> ratio of young to old voters rebalances -> in 20 years time vote to rejoin EU -> rejoins EU.