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[–] [email protected] 155 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (14 children)

A general rule is if it has pores instead of gills, you’re probably in the clear.

Except for that one in Europe, that shit will megadeath you.

In all seriousness, the general rule I’ve heard for foraging wild unknown things is:

  • cut it open and rub it on your skin, wait an hour, if it gives you a reaction, stop here.
  • touch it to your lips, wait a while, if it gives you a reaction, stop here
  • touch it to your tongue, wait a while, if it gives you a reaction, stop here
  • chew a bit and spit it out, wait a while, if it gives you a reaction, stop here
  • swallow a small amount, wait a few hours, if it gives you discomfort, stop here
  • if you’ve made it this far, it’s likely ok, do so at your own risk tolerance

Roots are generally OK, particularly if you have access to double boil them.

For mushrooms:

  • pores are generally safer than gills
  • don’t eat it if it’s bioluminescent
  • don’t eat if it oxidizes quickly when you cut it open
  • don’t eat it if it bruises blue or red
  • learn how to detect what a bolete is. Boletes are generally safe, unless it breaks one of the rules above
  • Slime: Just say no.
  • make sure there’s not a mushroom growing on your mushroom. Double the mushroom is not double the fun.
  • learn what a destroying angel looks like, even when it’s young. Appreciate it from a distance, but give that fucker 5 feet of space at all times.

I am by no means an expert. I’m just a rando guy from Appalachia with some wild ass Russian buds and we do some funky shit down here. Take everything I say with as much trust as you give to anyone on the Internet.

When in doubt, take it to an expert and even then, consume at your own risk tolerance.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's interesting, my general rule for foraging wild unknown things is: don't.

[–] CluckN 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine dying for a D tier pizza topping

[–] kameecoding 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Right next to "caramelized onions".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Now you've gone too far.

[–] _stranger_ 66 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

There was a guy a few years ago who tried to live off grid. He died, having left behind a journal detailing his final days. In it, he logged the exact process you outlined above for various things he foraged, which included wild potato seeds. Turns out those things pass all the above tests, but contain a deadly neurotoxin that builds up over time (that even modern science didn't really know about). Poor guy starved because he was too weak to even crawl.

nature be scary fellow humans. Be careful out there.

https://www.theverge.com/2013/9/13/4726722/into-the-wild-author-reveals-chris-mccandless-cause-of-death

[–] Zron 47 points 4 months ago

He also wandered into the Alaskan wilderness with basically just a sack of rice and a .22lr rifle.

He was a a couple miles from safety the entire time, but did not buy a map so believed he was stranded when the river rose and cut off the main trail. But there was another trail with a raised cable crossing over the river a few miles upstream.

He was totally unprepared and essentially just committed extended suicide. The fact that he remembered some basic tips from a Boy Scout handbook doesn’t mean he was an expert. Kid was an idiot who got in way over his head.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That some guy ISNT JUST ANY GUY! 😤

  • Documentaries were made about him
  • A very successful movie was made about him “Into the wild”
  • Countless Youtubers keep making videos about him; Thoughty2 made a very good video about him..
[–] _stranger_ 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The point of my comment was to highlight that even if you follow all the good advice, there's still a chance you discover some new things that will kill you.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

Cool… I also forgot to mention all the books written about him… 😅

[–] RizzRustbolt 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I heard about a guy that didn't get accepted to art school.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

German bloke too. His name? Albert Einstein

[–] reinei 2 points 4 months ago

Eh, it's sort of a tradition at this point. You just win some and lose some (and as is quite obvious the outliers of both categories are really out there!

[–] Shard 62 points 4 months ago (3 children)

For mushrooms the only good advice is, if you don't know what you are doing, don't go foraging for mushrooms. Rules and guidelines that apply for one region might not work for another. The risk reward never works out if you're inexperienced. You either get a tasty treat or incurable certain death. It's not a great gamble.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Sure, and I suppose you’re going to advise me not to do my own electrical home wiring either. 😛

[–] Shard 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you're even half competent, you could (not recommended) actually do some basic electrical work at home and come out of it alive and well after a few youtube videos and some reasonable precautions. I can't same the same about mushroom foraging.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am at electrical work!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Thank you!

This is how the internet should work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Still safer than mushrooms picking

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

You either get a ~~tasty treat~~ bland, mild dirt flavor or incurable certain death.

FTFY

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The people who die from death cap mushrooms here (Canberra, Australia) all learnt about mushrooms in another country, where death caps don't grow, but an edible mushroom that looks just like them does

[–] Dasus 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Here's a general rule for foraging mushrooms; don't use "general rules".

Also; "don’t eat it if it bruises blue", you'll miss out on all the fun ones with this advice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, atleast here in northern part of europe we have multiple shrooms that bruise blue and are still edible. I recomend getting a mushroom foraging guide book of your area, and first getting familiar with all the ones that can seriously hurt you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Books pah! We didn't take books the last time I went mushroom foraging! Books are for cowards! We took a senior fellow from the University of London who specialised in mycology, instead.

[–] shneancy 1 points 4 months ago

the blue ones can be the funnest ones

though perhaps not when you're wildly unprepared for the things they will show you (and also, though I have yet to try them myself, probably not the best for dinner since everyone says they taste like shit)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

don't eat it if it bruises blue

Or do if you're up for an interesting time and it passes the test above. Eat about three grams for some nice sights and 6 before sitting in a dark, cool room to meet something unknown

[–] xantoxis 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If it bruises blue, cut off a very thin slice from the center of the stalk and put it on agar until it creates mycellium. There's some other stuff you need after that which I'll be happy to help you with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't think there are any harmful mushrooms that bruise blue but would love for an expert to chime in here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I dunno my roommate was weeping about the shadows coming for him and said he couldn't leave the bed for days and didn't know why we hadn't heard the screaming.... So, like, a little harmful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Rubroboletus satanas is definitely poisonous. On the other hand, Imleria badia is very good. Bruising blue doesn't really say anything about edibility.

I'm not an expert, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Good to know, but definitely wouldn't mistake that stinky thing for an edible or fun mushroom

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I am by no means an expert. I’m just a rando guy from Appalachia with some wild ass Russian buds and we do some funky shit down here. Take everything I say with as much trust as you give to anyone on the Internet.

Best disclaimer ever.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

you’re probably in the clear. Except for that one

Looks like the meme is accurate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you mean 'pores instead of gills' ? I think all mushrooms produce spores, no?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You are correct, bad typo. Corrected

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Interesting, but nature is a kaleidoscope and evolution isn't linear. Mushroom rules like this tend to be super regional and even then, take it with a grain of salt.

[–] Whelks_chance 5 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure those general rules are given to the SAS for when dropped behind enemy lines in a jungle setting. I think I heard it from a Ray Mears book.

[–] nucleative 3 points 4 months ago

No clue if you have any idea what you're talking about but appreciate the Information dump. If I'm ever near death from hunger but surrounded by forest floor growths I'll try to remember this.

[–] deus 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Roots might be safe if you can double boil them??? Jesus christ, I guess I'm never touching wild mushrooms ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Roots, not mycelium, sorry if that was confusing.

Don’t eat mycelium.

[–] deus 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The confusion was mostly on me as I mistook double boiling to mean boiling twice but thank you for the clarification anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

No you were right, it does mean boiling twice, much like you would do for cassavas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Why shouldn't we eat mycelium?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Except for that one in Europe

Joke, but poisonous mushrooms here are either quite distinct (lol Dickfuss) or give you a mild stomache ache. Well, except the section with mushrooms that look like a poisonous variant but aren't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All that to find whether a random plant will poison you

Animals are so much easier: is it an animal? It's good to eat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh, my friend, I suggest you look into fugu, mad cow or chronic wasting disease.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sure. Go for healthy animals. There are also several nasty viruses that have passed from animals to the humans who ate them. But shit happens. Given a random plant or a random animal, I'll take the animal