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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! "ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?" FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE "TORVALD'S TORTELLINI" IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!

yo is this where | get the free as in free beer

IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert

[–] meleethecat 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

And mate (the drink)