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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Lol don't tell them about all the radio frequencies around them all the time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

They're beaming electromagnetic waves into your eyes, man!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or the EMF generators they carry around with them in their pockets, A.K.A their phones.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Lol yeah, the things that are actually emitting half of every back-and-forth radio communication between a device and a cell tower

[–] ms_lane 8 points 1 week ago

Which ironically, would also have less emf if they allowed the tower to be built, as is they'll have higher emf and less battery life, since the radios will have to transmit at a higher power to get a good enough snr to next closest tower in their cell.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder what they must think of telecommunication satellites.

The space rays are making me sick!

[–] capital 1 points 6 days ago

Those must be the Jewish space lasers Dipshit was talking about.

[–] Alexstarfire 6 points 1 week ago

TBF, space rays make a lot of people sick. Skin cancer from UV rays.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Tell them how much power the TV and radio broadcast towers put out and watch them freak out. The analog TV stations ran even higher power than the digital ones do now.

[–] athairmor 11 points 1 week ago

Wait ‘til they learn what the sun is putting out.

[–] Etterra 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you remember when people started selling faraday cages to "safeguard" people's routers? So funny lol

[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 6 days ago

Mad lads out there.

A buddy of mine had this idea for an anti-ghost device we could make and sell. It spins, lights up, has random ancient writing on it, vibrates, and makes a small amount of radio distortion on the AM band for a second to let you know it's working.

Been considering it.