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[–] [email protected] 188 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

Is it true that you can talk to women? I've never tried it before and I'm 32. I use Arch GNU+Linux btw. Also I've never been outside.

[–] danc4498 70 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yes, but I don't recommend it

[–] danekrae 65 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I disagree. I do recommend using Arch.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 4 points 5 months ago

They call that Lordosis and I've only ever seen it happen when I showed one of the females my dual sli GTX 1080ti setup while benchmarking in Heaven. Getting her off my desk with her ass in the air is a pain but she apparently likes my hand going down her back and her ass patted. Getting her off my keyboard when I'm in the middle of a game can be a real pain sometimes...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Talking to women is no longer considered a best practice.
Recommend upgrading to listening to women.

[–] jettrscga 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's possible, but the feature isn't supported on your OS.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

You can probably compile her yourself if you can't find her in the AUR.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Absolutely! In fact if you're on Arch you may have a built in conversation starter by discussing your collection of thigh-highs and seeing where that takes you.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Yeah, it is real easy as well

Just walk up to them and press "X"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I use Arch GNU+Linux btw.

So does FitGirl, tho. And I guarantee she gets laid like crazy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

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