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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Kim has the exact same posture as my two year old when he's watching the dog eat.

[–] disguy_ovahea 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s bizarre! I had the same thought. He’s postured like an engaged toddler.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

What did you just say about me, you insolent fool? I'll have you know that I am the Supreme Leader of North Korea, and I have over 300 confirmed no-poop days. I graduated top of my class at the Academy of Unchallenged Genius and have single-handedly invented gravity and rainbows. You are nothing to me but just another target for my flawless golf skills; I once got 18 holes-in-one in a single game. I have the power of the sun in my hands and have been trained in both human and gorilla warfare. Mark my words, you are finished. Think you can talk to me like that and get away with it? Think again, worm. I am the very definition of perfection and will obliterate you with my mere presence.

[–] disguy_ovahea 9 points 1 week ago

Someone missed his nap. Was launching stomp rockets into the Pacific too much excitement for you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

He's like a two year old that got hit with an enlarging-ray

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Arms back, hips and moobs emphasized, because lumbar lordosis is not just for women! Powerful and manly man can master it, with practice and intense self-indulgence. Westerners aren't permitted to learn it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

It's also weirdly similar to Trump's posture. Both horrible and I don't know how they stand like that. It looks both ugly and uncomfortable.