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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Was about to go down on a girl when the smell of her snatch stopped me. Her kitty straight up smelled like a dirty litter box. 🀒

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Go down on girl

Snatch smells like litterbox

Become gay

Go down on guy

Hasn't wiped

"I'm asexual now."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

The circle of sex.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 4 points 6 months ago

I mean, after all that, can you really blame the poor guy???

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That’s called dumpster pussy.

It’s common in Essex.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why is it common? Do parents not teach personal hygiene there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 1 points 6 months ago