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[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He'd be a huge asshole about it too.

"Cocaine?"

"Yeah sure."

"Oh no you misunderstood. I wasn't offering, I was just asking if you had your own because I'm going to do all of mine right now."

[โ€“] pjwestin 21 points 5 months ago

"You see, I need cocaine to accelerate my thought process and unleash the full potential of my mind. I'm not sure what you would get out of it, but I'm sure it would be a waste, by comparison."