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[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Has anyone found a wall socket on the side of a pyramid, or maybe even a USB socket to recharge a phone?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (4 children)

>build pyramid for energy
>open it up
>dead bodies

[–] geekworking 23 points 6 months ago

The dead bodies were the people who knew too much and were "suicided" by the establishment to silence them.

Remember that there's always an explanation when you can just make stuff up as you go.

[–] barsquid 12 points 6 months ago

I challenge you to find a massive power plant done by unlicensed electricians that doesn't have dead bodies.

[–] Spider89 10 points 6 months ago
[–] BeatTakeshi 3 points 6 months ago
[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Nah man, they are straight up wrong. I know for a fact it's not for energy.

I saw a documentary back in the mid 90's that CLEARLY showed it was a landing pad for pyramid shaped alien spacecraft.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Can confirm, I also saw this documentary.

[–] dual_sport_dork 5 points 6 months ago

They're for sharpening razor blades. I mean, duh.

[–] harmsy 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah, but didn't Kurt Russell and James Spader nuke the ship?

[–] FlyingSquid 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The canopic jars are actually early battery designs. They were much more efficient than any batteries we have today - they produced almost unlimited energy and were very cheap and easy to make (just look at how many there are), but the government (which is secretly run by lizard people by the way, do your own research and educate yourself) covered it up and created the BURIAL CHAMBER MYTH to keep us reliant on fossil fuels.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You had me in the first half.

[–] VindictiveJudge 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, too much punctuation and not enough random capitalization.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

And no allusions to the bible. How am I supposed to know I can trust them?