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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why gently when you can shake furiously

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Vigorously!
With gusto!
Like it owes me money!

And ofc, just so that the clap if it's asschecks will alert all the guards.