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xkcd #2940: Modes of Transportation

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Explain xkcd #2940

Title Text:

My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.

alt-text:A chart that categorizes various modes of transportation based on their practicality and danger level:

Zone of Practicality:

  • Trains
  • Airliners
  • Boats
  • Walking
  • Cars
  • Scooters
  • Bicycles

Zone of Specialty and Recreational Vehicles:

  • Motorcycles
  • Helicopters
  • Light aircraft
  • Go karts
  • Skateboards
  • Rollerblades
  • Skis
  • Unicycles
  • Sleds
  • Bumper cars

?????:

  • Hot air balloons

“Hot air balloons are the optimal mode of transportation, if your optimization algorithm has a sign error.”

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I cant believe bicycles and scooters are perceived as more dangerous than cars. They're slower, offer better visibility, and kill way less people.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Less dangerous to others, but more dangerous to the users themselves, I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

Not only. I live in Norway, where pedestrians have right of way and drivers are extremely careful. Discounting the risk from cars, there's still more personal danger to users of scooters as opposed to cars. If you have an accident on a scooter, you'll get scrapes, bruises, broken bones. As compared to a car, where unless you've really screwed up, you're unlikely to take any injuries at all.

Source: scooter user who HAS broken bones

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The chart needs a third dimension: danger to you, danger to others, and convenience for travel.

[–] Cryophilia 8 points 1 month ago

I think most normal people can understand the difference intuitively without needing it spelled out.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I just saw a pedestrian get hit by a person on a bike and end up with a concussion. Bicyclists don’t give a fuck about others

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hit a pothole going 25mph in your car. Hit the same pothole going 25mph on your scooter. I'll come visit you in the hospital after the scooter one and we can talk about how cars are obviously safer.

I ride an electric scooter, all it takes is one crack in the road that I'm less than prepared for and I'm going down hard.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I wonder what kind of scooter most people pictured when reading the comic

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That is a good point, mine is the second variety, electric one similar to the ones you see littering any major Urban area waiting to be rented. Although even the largest scooter is still far less safe over a pothole or around a rainy curve than a car, typical accident in the car you mess up the car and get a bruise from the airbag, but a typical scooter accident can be a lot more gnarly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I think most people in the USA refer to the third item as a moped, which only gives you two categories for scooter. Scooter and electric scooter, and then moped and electric moped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I own an electric scooter very similar to the second one pictured (minus the RGB) so that's what I was thinking of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The roads are shit here. So badly cracked that I vibrate violently when I try to ride my scooter over them at like 10km/h. And that's while dodging potholes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They are more dangerous exactly because of the existence of cars. Cars are a small fortress that makes others less safe while keeping its contents safer. Unless they hit another fortress.

[–] jaybone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even if there were no cars, I imagine biking is still less safe than walking. Just like running is less safe than walking.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I'm almost afraid to ask where you've been walking.

[–] JayObey711 10 points 1 month ago

Heeeeell no. I had I minor fall on a scooter last week. I slipped at medium speed because of an uneven wet floor. I'm still fucked up and can't walk properly

[–] sheogorath 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A mere fender bender on a car might be a life or death situation if you're riding a motorcycle.

Hmm. It seems that Sync posted my draft comment 😔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well try getting hit by a car while walking. According to this xkcd you'll be the safest.

[–] lunarul 1 points 1 month ago

kill way less people

I believe the danger axis is about danger to the passengers, not others

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tell you what, you drive your bike into a car and maybe the concussion will change your thinking enough to make it believable that bikes are more dangerous.

We're not rating danger for the damn planet here. It's obviously danger for the user - that's the one who's buying the product. Why would anyone care about the safety of others over their own safety?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would anyone care about the safety of others over their own safety?

As long as I can slice vegetables using my car door I don't give a damn about pedestrians.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I will literally shit inside any human being I don't personally know (and some that I do know) if it makes my life 0.02% more comfortable. What's your point?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The tone and content of this message indicate ~~a severe lack of empathy and a high degree of self-centeredness, verging on sociopathic tendencies~~ lulz, you know how to underscore a perspective right there! I wonder if that is a brand new sentence…

No need to indulge but since you got me thinking about self interest and empathy:

If you had the opportunity to gain an extra hour of sleep the next time you wanted it, but in return, someone you don't know would experience moderate discomfort for ten years. Would you be willing to make that trade-off?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I have it on good authority they got banned for abusing the report feature, so I guess we'll never know how they might respond.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We're talking about me now? No. Of course not. Just like I wouldn't knowingly buy a car whose making process involves some random people being shit inside of. I find hyperbolic exaggerations funny and I like to use them for making a point.

The point was - you don't purchase things for others, you purchase them for yourself. A car can be a major money spender - you buy it because it gives YOU safety, and it's silly to act like you're a bad person for spending your money in a way that benefits you. But some Knights of the Broken Tire are out here pretending like they're damn selfless, like they spent all their house money on housing the homeless not their own family, and like they chose to carry that 2 year old through traffic on a bycicle, not a fucking minivan. Fuck right off with this hypocritical shit. It's okay to want the safety of yourself and your family, that's how the entire world works. You're not gonna get blamed for buying a car, drop the selfless, holier-than-thou act, nobody's buying it.

[–] ripcord 1 points 1 month ago

I find hyperbolic exaggerations funny and I like to use them for making a point.

Good way to distract from and undermine your points, as in this case.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh I think you made the point better than me. As it is written somewhere, live by the sword die by the sword. I hope you enjoy your bowl of shit.