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Today my son is born. As I sit the waiting room, I ponder "How can I best serve the company?"
You will be a great asset to the company. Great great asset to the company
YOUR WORK IS INVALUABLE TO THE COMPANY
Depreciation rate 50% per year until you're written off
Go team!
The true question would be: "how can your son best serve the company"? He has more years ahead of him that can be spent in servitude than you, so you are already obsolete.