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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"sorry boss. I can beat serve the company by making sure I'm well rested for my normal, scheduled shifts. Can't come in."

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This but unironically