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[–] Bach37strad 36 points 7 months ago (4 children)

There's an episode of Star Trek TNG where the crew is briefly back on earth and capt Picard is enticed by the idea of taking a job where they do exactly this. They work on lifting a tectonic plate from the ocean floor to create a new continent.

[–] FlyingSquid 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have a vague memory of that and I have a feeling it would be a massive ecological catastrophe.

Then again, Earth had already gone through a nuclear war, so whatever.

[–] Bolt 20 points 7 months ago

I mean, two nuclear bombs were used in war and a bunch in testing, unless I'm forgetting something. I feel like tectonic activity could definitely be much worse than that, judging by the early earth environment.

[–] darthelmet 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Just like the Simpsons or XKCD, there's always a relevant Star Trek episode. It's unfortunate none of my friends have watched any.

[–] SpaceNoodle 23 points 7 months ago

Are those really friends?

[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 7 months ago

Where do we ship the Clockwork Orange eyelid clamps?

[–] Bach37strad 2 points 7 months ago

I'll be your friend ♥️

[–] someguy3 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

S4E2. After the Borg incident Picard visits his brother and childhood home. Brief discussions of alternate life and career.

[–] mkwt 4 points 7 months ago

I believe the project in that episode was actually Atlantropa, a dam across the strait of Gibraltar to drain the entire Mediterranean sea.

The idea was proposed in the 1920s and somewhat entertained by Adolf Hitler and the Nazis.

[–] SpaceNoodle 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why do I have no memory of this

[–] Iheartcheese 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because you fail as a nerd and have brought shame on your family.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Time to do a ritual self-killing known as sudoku.

[–] Malfeasant 2 points 7 months ago

Nonono, that's a stupid puzzle game. The word you're looking for is sardaukar.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If it helps I think it's the one where he gets into a fight with his brother

[–] SpaceNoodle 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, I already found it on Memory Alpha

It really was just a passing reference, so no wonder I don't remember it after thirty years

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My neuropathy prevents me from forgetting things like that

[–] Bach37strad 1 points 7 months ago

I wish the tingling in my hands helped me remember things!