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Pills (Take Two) (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

So essentially there's a lot of OP pills here:

Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist or to make magic shows
Control all TVs in fast food places - you can literally roll unbannable propaganda for everyone to see!
Teleport to closest beach at any time - again, absolute save in heist; also, you'd be an amazing courier for some saltwater port!
Turds are silver - that's a loooot of silver
Summon a Dr.Pepper every 14,5 hours anywhere - just summon it into someone's head or into some mechanism and enjoy the show
Immune to cancer - now you're the leading patient for research against cancer! You are the key to ending it once and for all!
Shoebox with anything that can fit into it - fill to the brim with the most valuable resources in existence! Help humanity and earn some cash!
Control a single milliliter of water - you'll be a God of precise technology. Also, you can probably misplace a bit of important fluid in the body to kill a person.
Get the answer to any question once - that could be anything! The meaning of life, the universal physical theory, the way to build a just and wonderful world...you name it.

[–] SkyezOpen 3 points 1 month ago

Change skin color - wow, a great help in a heist

Make skin white. Rob bank. Make skin nonwhite. Get arrested for "fitting the description."