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He was several thousand cubic miles of boiling magma
She was a tectonic plate
Can it get anymore obvious
He was a thousand degrees hot, she drifted away
What more can I say?
He pushed against her, she'd never tell
Secretly she wanted to be pushed as well
But all of her friends stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his viscous mass
So I wasn't the only one trying to sing it to this melody