tourist

joined 1 year ago
[–] tourist 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah once Phil takes his resperidone and valium combo he's chill as fuck

Wish his wife didn't poach more than half the valium though. Fucking rude as hell. I wanted some.

[–] tourist 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I never actually read much of the thing

I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don't care that it's not native to the region or whatever.

Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.

[–] tourist 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How is that a ceasefire when IDF troops snipe kids and journalists in their downtime?

[–] tourist 82 points 2 weeks ago (18 children)

why jesus cakes hanging out

Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe

[–] tourist 10 points 2 weeks ago

There's some fanfiction out there that can make you regret learning language at all.

[–] tourist 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does the spectrum for that word usually range from lighting the wrong side of a cigarette to serious crimes against human dignity?

[–] tourist 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought he meant, like, inclusive 'and'

Like the line is between (Epstein+Weinstein) and everyone who is not (Epstein+Weinstein)

Im high as shit, please y'all go easy on me

[–] tourist 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you suggesting that typing "SE38" into a small unlabeled text input box to open a code editor is not the best UI design of all time?

[–] tourist 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can we pronounce it like "asshole"

[–] tourist 9 points 1 month ago

October 19th got 33 hours in it, so remember to make use of that

[–] tourist 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

1-4 years and that much money is still unclaimed

I'm not very familiar with how these bounty contracts work, but I am going to assume it's not happening if they haven't decided by now :(

[–] tourist 16 points 1 month ago

I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government

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