thelasttoot

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[–] thelasttoot 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lose rhymes with clues, not close.

Edit: I just noticed your reply

[–] thelasttoot 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Where I lived, all your trash needs to be in a trash bag. There isn't some big truck that drives around, picking up the whole trashcan and dumping it in the back. It's literally just a guy in a golf cart who takes everything out of the bin by hand and tosses it on a trailer. If it's not in a trash bag he won't take it. If the trash bag is broken he won't take it. So if some lazy shit head is too fucking delicate to carry their dog's shit long enough to dispose of it properly, and instead toss it into my bin, it stays there and becomes my problem.

Fuck you for owning a dog if you can't be bothered to clean up after it.

[–] thelasttoot 4 points 1 month ago

Everywhere else, it's considered weird

[–] thelasttoot 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's because it's stupid. The bottom answer is at least sort of similar to a simple rule for adding 9s. But the op is just so incredibly specific that it won't help most of the time.

[–] thelasttoot 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poop butts aren't good, but they're not bad either. They're just something you have to deal with when you have pets or a baby.

[–] thelasttoot 13 points 1 month ago

Similarly, "they" is also shorter than "he/she"

[–] thelasttoot 3 points 1 month ago

There's no way someone unironically said effort doesn't require effort. That's gotta be a joke

[–] thelasttoot 3 points 2 months ago

Disintegrate also specifies the creature can only be brought back to life with a true resurrection or wish spell. Which most certainly means it is indeed dead, otherwise, why mention bringing it back to life?

[–] thelasttoot 3 points 2 months ago

It's also weird coming from a man who once said, "The economy does better under the Democrats."

[–] thelasttoot 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] thelasttoot 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is why we need sex education in schools. These fucking idiots think you get pregnant drinking semen

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