superduperpirate

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[–] superduperpirate 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Among born & raised Texans, I’ve heard Waco described as the armpit of Texas.

Back when I was on the other site, I’d found my way to a Texas humor sub. One of the funnier pictures I saw was an illustration of Texans by city:

  • Dallas - white man in a cowboy hat
  • Houston - black man in a cowboy hat
  • San Antonio - hispanic man in a cowboy hat
  • Austin - hipster in a fedora

That’s about all I got as far as playful stereotypes. There are more, but they’re insulting not playful.

[–] superduperpirate 3 points 1 month ago

2 x 40 mg capsules.

I’ve been on it for about a month, and started noticing effects after two weeks or so.

If it isn’t working for you, let your doc/psychiatrist know.

[–] superduperpirate 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The atomoxetine feels like it’s helping manage my ADHD well, I’m getting 3 to 5 hours of mental productivity per day where before I was getting that much in a whole week.

[–] superduperpirate 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are those supposed to be the bouncy things rhat young children have?

[–] superduperpirate 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who does he think he is, Deshaun Watson?

[–] superduperpirate 3 points 1 month ago

Looks like the cheapest at my local HEB is $4.34 for 12 eggs.

[–] superduperpirate 3 points 1 month ago

Same as when it happens in other places: someone fucked up big time

[–] superduperpirate 2 points 1 month ago

On work days, I’ll sometimes have a single cup in the mornings.

If I have caffeine after about 2pm it kneecaps my ability to sleep that night.

[–] superduperpirate 6 points 1 month ago

That’s a fair assumption to make. So our totally real OPs wife now has to make 80 fucks at minimum instead of 64

[–] superduperpirate 15 points 1 month ago

I periodically read ask a manager, and i’m curious about just how she’d take someone like this to task. Probably something about choosing to underpay your staff means you’ll have higher than necessary turnover, and star performers will never come work for you.

[–] superduperpirate 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Is this the joke?

Tap for spoilerInaccurate weather predictions being perceived as lies

[–] superduperpirate 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Because I’m procrastinating at work:

How many sessions of coitus might it take to accumulate 5 km of cock thrusts?

Estimates:

  • average erect length: 13 cm (from Perplexity.ai)
  • average number of thrusts in coitus: 300 (ibid)

Calculations

  • thrust distance per coitus session: 13 cm x 300 thrusts x 2 (accounting for insertion & removal) = 78 m
  • coitus sessions to accumulate 5 km of thrusts: 5 km / 78 m = 64.1 -> 64 sessions of coitus

So OP’s wife would have to fuck 64 times to accumulate 5 km of cock. Even with amazing refractory periods, that’s still a minimum of 32 guys running a train on her.

Edit: working through this reminded me of that episode of HBO’s Silicon Valley where they started talking about handjobs and hotswapping dicks and hit on middle out compression.

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