Lemmy for scratching the reddit itch
Facebook (by way of a disabled account) for archiving pictures of now-deceased family members
Discord, if it counts as social media, for tracking guilds for a game I used to be addicted to, also servers for subreddits I used to frequent & servers maintained by some of the fanfiction authors I follow
Hogwarts Hanson
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
You’re making a good owl!
My parents told me this was my favorite joke when I was around your daughter’s age. Apparently I used the joke non-stop and my parents still laughed every time because of how much I cracked up at my own joke.
People who don’t return their cart to the cart corral in the grocery store parking lot
Feeling your butt cheeks on the toilet seat just before you lose the battle to hold everything in.
Ned is a lucky bastard, I’ve never gotten to hold more than two kittens at the same time.
Navy seals are a bunch of fucking arrogant chodes
What about races where all candidates are hirsute?
No shows in DC I guess?
“So you think you’re too good to eat at Revolvo’s?” from Moonbeam City
I don’t even remember most of the plot, just that there were dueling rotating restaurants (Revolvo’s and Rotator’s).
12 million SEK =